After weeks of not asking Vicky out, I finally asked
Best you read Part 1
The next day, after Vicky and I spent an enjoyable evening together, I was going to take her out for that promised boat ride. I doubt it will be like the one I had taken her sister on.
I had already been to the boat and got it ready, when I arrived at Vicky’s at 10am. She came out wearing tan shorts, that came mid thigh, and a paisley print halter top, that really accented her breasts. Her top was a mid-drift and showed off her tan belly. In other words, she looked nice, yet pretty hot. Her shoulder length blond hair was tied into a ponytail.
It was already climbing in temp. The day was going to be in the mid 90’s, so it had to be in the upper 80’s already. I commented how great she looked when she got into my car. She leaned over and gave me a quick kiss and said thanks.
I told her that I had the boat ready to go, and loaded with soda and snacks, and that the lake was like glass. What I didn’t tell her, that is on days like this, there is always the chance for a storm to brew. But I would play it safe and stay close to shore, just in case something did kick up.
After getting out of the cove and into the river, she was in awe of the other boats, especially the big one’s, in the yacht clubs. I told her that those boats don’t leave their berths to many times during the season. It cost too much in gas, to just take it out, like I can with this thing.
We headed down, once in the lake, to the state park beach. The whole time, she stood next to me, as I drove. Then I let her drive it for a bit. She was like a kid in a toy store as she drove.
Once we made it to the beach area, I shut us down and let the boat drift. I turned on the radio, for some tunes, popped open the cooler and got her and I a drink. We both lit up a cigarette and sat back and just took in the day.
“This is so cool out here. I love this” She leaned over and kissed me on the lips, which lingered for a second. I was wishing I had taken her out far enough from prying eye’s then get us naked. But, why push it. With her sister, she definitely let me know what to expect that day.
We sat and talked about different things and what we wanted in life. She has hopes of meeting the “right” guy and raise a family, as I said I wanted the “right” girl for that. But she said she just wanted a friend right now, who she could go out with, have fun with, and if it felt right, have sex with too, without any of the love crap.
She said she had given her heart two other times and was deeply hurt by them both, so she has a hard time giving like that again. I, myself, have no expectations of falling in love right now. Like Vicky, a fri4end to hang with, that has some benefits on the side would be really nice.
“Think you can handle that type of relationship?” she asked. I looked at her and said, “Yeah. I could. I am not ready to be tied down to where I go to work, come home to a wife and kids, and do the daily routine, just yet. Someday though, I hope too.”
“You know, I could sit out here all day with you, like this. It is so peaceful, but fun too.”
“I’m glad you like it. I hope you’ll go again with me too.” She giggled and said, “Well that depends on if you will ask me again.”
I laughed and said, “I don’t think you’ll have any worries there. Stupid I’m not. I have this incredibly sexy lady on board, who I happen to like too.”
“Why thank you kind sir, but I am hardly sexy. If you haven’t noticed, I do have some chunky thighs and a big butt.”
“Well, to me, that makes you even sexier.”
We had been out on the water now for a few hours. I looked to the west and saw the sky getting dark. I suggested we start heading back towards the dock area. I told her to look to the west and see the dark sky, that means we may get some rain, and it takes almost 40 minutes of good weather to get back. Hell of a lot longer if the lake kicks up.
In that short of time, the lake did start getting rough, with 4 to 6 foot waves. We were a little past halfway there, when the sky opened up. When weather gets like this, you just go slow and ride it out. It took another 45 minutes to get back to the dock. We were both soaked to the skin, since I didn’t put the top up. I have to admit, she may have looked like a drowned rat, but her top just clung to her tits and nipples were definitely sticking out.
As I docked up, I asked if she would just put the cooler down in the sleeping compartment, and I would get it next time I was down. We then ran for the car, taking with us towels, to place on the seats. At her place, we made a mad dash to her door and got inside, laughing and giggling.
“I am sorry the weather ruined the day for us. I’ll try and pick a better day, next time.”
“Oh don’t worry about it. I had fun and the day isn’t over yet. Get out of those wet clothes and I’ll put them in the dryer.” I looked at her and said, “and what do I cover up with it?”
She went to her hall closet and pulled out a big towel and threw it at me, then giggled. “Sorry, I don’t think you’d look good in any of my clothes. Go in the bathroom and change and I’ll get mine off and throw them in the dryer too.”
I went into the bathroom, and undressed and used another towel to drive off with. Since my hair is short, it won’t take long to dry. I wrapped the towel around me and came out and asked where to put the clothes. She yelled from her bedroom to just leave them in the bathroom. Then I heard her hair dryer going.
About five minutes later, I heard the dryer quit, and figured she be back out in shorts and a top. Wrong. She stepped into the kitchen with this blue, silk robe on. It stopped about halfway down her thighs. Damn, she looked hot.
“Hey. want some pizza and beer from last night?” “Sure. That sounds real good about now.”
She got it out of her fridge and handed me the beers, while she got napkins and brought the pizza box to the living room. She turned on the TV, I think more for background noise than anything else. We started eating. We were both pretty hungry. I had plans to take her to the one restaurant that is on the river, that you can dock up too.
As we finished eating, she said, “Thank you for the great time today. I really loved that, out there on the water. Got a little hairy at the end, but you pulled us through without a care.”
“Yeah. Those storms suck, but I have been in worse.” And then explained how Ron, Mitch, myself and Don, another friend who owned a boat, went to Canada and came back in a major storm.
We finished up eating and she put away the box and came back and sat next to me on the couch, facing me, sitting indian style.
“Are you sure you had a good time today?” I asked. She laughed and said, “Yes silly. Even better now. I’m sitting with a half naked man who I am going kiss in a minute, and then who knows what happens after that”
“Well. I had a great time too, and even better, since I sitting with a gorgeous lady, who is two thirds dressed.” She giggled then took a hand and pulled on the shoulder of her robe, and let it slip down, revealing the top of her one breast. Then she did the same to the other side, but this time, exposing her breast to me. Her nipple was hard and pink, and her areola was was large and a darker pink.
“Better?” All I could do is smile at her, then leaned in to kiss her, but she pushed me away, and lay back down. “Suck my toes again. You know, I came when you did that last night.”
“It would be my pleasure. And yes, I could tell that you did. You were quite sexy looking too, while cumming.”
She put her foot up to my mouth and I sensually kissed all over it, then started sucking her big toe. This got her to moan pretty loud. I took each toe into my mouth, all the while, watching her face. She would lick her lips as I sucked on each toe. Then I started licking up her foot, to her calf, then I figured no stopping now, and started licking up her thigh. When I was getting close to her inner thigh, near her pussy, she stopped me. “Let’s go into the bedroom”
I stood up and helped her up and pulled her into my arms and we kissed. Her robe came open and she pressed her tits into my chest and her mound rubbed against my aching cock. Her hand reached down and pulled the towel away, revealing my 7 ½ inch manhood to her.
“Oh my God Babe. Is that for me?” she asked. “All for you, if you want it.” Her hand snaked around my shaft and she gentle pumped it a few times and said, “Ohhhhhhhh yessssssssssss. I do want this.”
She grabbed my hand and pulled me along to her bedroom. Luckily, the air conditioning was better back here, and not as stuffy, as the living room was. She got up on her bed, lay back, and spread her legs wide. I kneeled between them, looked down on her and said, “My God, you are beautiful. Now where did I leave off.” She laughed and said, “I’m sure it will come back to you.”
I lay down, with my head between her legs and started licking her inner thighs. Then started eating her pussy. Her mound was covered lightly with her golden hair. It made it look like she was shaved. But back then, girls weren’t shaving like they do now.
When my tongue made contact with her pussy lips, her legs shot up and she let out a loud squeal. As I ate her, she kept moaning and saying “yes” over and over again.When I insert a finger in her, she really started thrashing about.
I have eaten a few girls in my days, but none got into it like Vicky was. When I put my tongue on her clit, and stuck another finger in her, she let out a “Fuckkkkkkk” andpulled my head in harder to her pussy.
Her legs were now spread almost perpendicular to her body, so I took the chance and licked her asshole. “Oh Fuckkkkkkkkk. God, God, God” she yelled out. Then I came back to her clit and sucked in my mouth. That did now. Her body was thrashing around and her ass lifted off the bed and she came, and came hard.
She held my head tight against her pussy, and a stream of clear liquid came out. My face was covered in it and it tasted great. Now I have seen squirters in porn flicks, but never in person. I just kept licking it up as it leaked out of her.
“Oh Shit. Did I pee on you?” “No Sweetie, you didn’t. I think you squirted cum out of you. Hat was awesome.”
“I’ve never done that before. I have heard about it, but no one has ever made me do that before. Holy shit”
“Even if you did pee on me, who cares. That was an awesome orgasm you had. I hope I can give you more of them.”
I started eating her again, even though she asked me to stop. I didn’t listen and in 5 minutes, she came again. The whole time she did nothing but moan and kept driving my head into her pussy.
As she calmed down, I kneeled between her legs and look upon her. Why in God’s name, that asshole would say she is fat, is beyond me. To me, she is gorgeous and perfect.
She finally spoke after a couple of minutes of down time. “My god, where did you learn that. Now roll over on your back and let me take care of you.” “Oh, and sorry for getting carried away and swearing like that”
“Vick, it was Ok. I like when you do that. Tells me you really like what I am doing and love the sex.”
She kneeled next to me and kissed me passionately. She even licked around my face, tasting her juices. Then she slowly kissed down my body and finally took my cock into her hungry mouth.
She was definitely a pro at sucking cock. She licked it, then my balls and then suck it in. She would sense when I was getting close and quit and rub my balls and pull on them some. Good thing I jacked off this morning. I should be good at lasting longer the first time with her.
She kept sucking and licking me for another 5 minutes, then quit, put a leg over my waist and slowly slid down my pole. “Oh God Yes” she moaned out. Then she sat there, her hands on my chest and just stayed still.
“Does it hurt Vick?” She giggled, then said, “Oh No. Just getting used to it. It’s been over 6 months for me to have one in me. Do you ever masturbate?” I chuckled at that question, not knowing how to answer it.
“Yeah I do. Do you?” She grinned and said, “Oh hell yeah. All the time. But my toy isn’t as big as you. Bill, the loser I dated before, was small too, on 5 inches and not all that fat. But yeah, I do masturbate. Quite a bit actually.”
“I do too. Got to relieve that pressure somehow. I did last night, and then again this morning.”
Vicky laughed and told me, “Oh why was that? Did someone have blue balls last night?” then giggled some more.
I looked up at her and smiled, then gave her a light spank to her ass. “Hey. What was that for?”
“For sending me home with blue balls, then laughing about it.” She gave me a pouty face then and said, “Well, if you had noticed a hell of a lot sooner to me wanting to go out with you, we could have been doing this for months now. To be honest, we almost did it last night. I was going to wave my no sex on first date because you had me so horny. But, I too, came twice last night after you left, and then again this morning.”
She then started rocking back and forth on my cock, which was buried deeply inside her. Every time she would move forward, she would let out a “Aw” sound. Then it hit me. I was going bareback in her, which could be a problem.
“Shit Vick, I forgot to put on a rubber.” She leaned down and lightly kissed me, then said, “No worries Hun. I am on the pill, trust me, last thing I want is a kid.”
We started kissing now as she rode me. My hands gently squeezed her ass, which I found perfect for holding. It was a good thing I did jack off earlier, because I knew I would last longer. God her pussy was so wet, hot, and tight.
She sat back up and I sat up with her and took a nipple into my mouth, as my hands still had hold of her ass. As I sucked, she would let out little gasps, and started bouncing harder, up and down on my shaft.
When I switched to the other nipple, her body got stiff, then spasmed and she started to cum. “Oh God, Oh God. Oh God.” is all she said. I pulled her back down, when I lay back and started to kiss her again.
Now I needed to release my load in her and started to match her rhythm, meeting her downward thrust, with my own upward thrust. I even lifted my ass off the bed, making my cock go in deeper, which got a loud moan from her. Damn, I wish she would talk dirty about now. It really does turn me on.
Now I started jack hammering her pussy, which got a “Oh Fuckkkkkkkkk” responce form her. Not a minute went by until she she sat back up and pressed hard on my chest and yelled out “Oh Fuck, Fuck Fuck Fuck,” and was cumming again.
She leaned back down and put her arms around my neck and mine around her and continued to assault her sex, until I unloaded inside her, about 30 seconds later/ All I did was grunt and then say, “Oh Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”
We were both panting away and we both had a sheen of sweat on us. Her face was buried into my shoulder as we came down from orgasmic bliss. She continued to lay on me for a good 5 minutes, although she did try to roll off, but I held her firm right there.
I was still inside her when she finally picked her head up and kissed me. Then she bolted up and off of me. I asked what was wrong and she said, “Shit, I forgot to turn the dryer on.”, then laughed and jumped out of bed. A minute later she back and flopped onto the bed, laying next to me. As she came back in, her hand was between her legs.
“My God Tim, did you shoot a gallon of cum in me? It was running down my leg by the dryer. I guess I should have finished off that blow job before.” then she giggled again. “So you know for future times we are together, I do love oral. Giving and receiving, and I do swallow.”
Leaned over and kissed her, then moved down and got between her legs and stuck my tongue in her dripping pussy.. “Oh shit, what are you doing Babe?” she asked.
“Cleaning up my mess, my Dear.” I went back to sucking our cum from her, and she kept moaning away the whole time. After a few minutes, I slip back up her body, opened my mouth to show her the cum, and then kissed her. Her tongue shot into my mouth and started sucking the cum from it.
As we kissed, my cock , which was now hard again from eating her, slipped back inside her. She broke our kiss and said, “Oh yeah, this feels so good. If we were in love, I’d say make love to me, but for now, make lust to me.”
We made slow passionate lust to each other. Her hand were around my back, caressing it and my arms were around her for most of the time. About 10 minutes into it, she started having another orgasm. “Oh God, “Oh Goddddddddddddddd damnnnnnnnnnn”.
Her pussy was clamping down hard on my man meat, but I was no where close to cumming yet. As she came I kept up my slow pace, and she let out whimpers the whole time. Her legs, which were bent at the knee and trying to crush my torso, then relaxed as her orgasm waned.
“Oh God Baby, this feels so good. I could last all day like this with you.”
“You feel amazing Vick. You are a wonderful lover. Oh God. I’m gonna need to cum soon.”
Vicky wrapped her legs around my waist and said, “Cum Baby. Fuck me now and give me your cum. Fuck me harder.”
I started speeding up my pace now, and Vicky was meeting my every thrust. My balls were slapping against her ass and you hear the sloshing sound when two lovers are fucking hard and it is totally wet down there.
A few minutes later I announced, “Oh Vick. Vick, I am going to cum.”
“Oh Babe, pull out and feed me your cum.” Vicky then started cumming herself. Not as strong as her last one, but still, an orgasm.
I then couldn’t hold back anymore, when I heard her cumming. I tried to pull out, but started shooting as my cock left her pussy. So I shot 4 times on her belly and one that hit her pussy on the way out.
“Aweeeeeeeeee. I wanted that so badly. Maybe next time” she said.
I was on my knees, looking at her. The cum was all over her belly, so I leaned down and started licking it up. “Oh Wow. you are full of surprises.”
I then fed her a mouthful of cum, which she gladly took into her mouth. The kisses were hot and passionate. What was left, was rubbing into our skin as we kissed. We kept kissing and caressing each other, then my dick finally went soft and slipped from inside her.
“Aweeeeee. I liked that there.” I chuckled and said, “He’s got a mind of his own, but after some rest, I’m sure he can rise to the occasion.” Vicky laughed then and said, “Oh I think I know a way or 2 to make him rise.”
“Care for something to drink?” I nodded in agreement and she left the bedroom. I loved watching her ass swing as she sauntered out the door. She was back in a couple of minutes with glass of ice tea.
She smiled at me as she handed me the glass. “I thought we could share, since we already have shared other fluids.” then giggled.
We each then lit up a cigarette and sat up against the headboard and started talking. I looked over at the clock next to her bed and was surprised to see it was after 4pm.
“Ok. I gotta ask, how many women have you been with. You seem like such an experienced lover, and my god, you put my needs first, or is this just a one time deal?”
“You really want to know?” She nodded yes. “5, I think One in high school. A couple in college, and then the one I was dating for a bit from work, last year. But the one who taught me the most, I really hate saying this, is a married woman. No way was I telling her about Tracy and me”
“Oh really? Go on” I now kind of chuckled, figuring this would be my last with Vicky. “ Yeah. The summer before I went to college. I was involved with her babysitter. We dated in our senior year. Well they are swingers, and Debbie and I hooked up with them one evening, after smoking a few bowls. They were like 30 and Deb and I are 18. You sure you want to hear this?”
“Yeah I do. Because if she is the one who taught you how to put a woman first, especially orally, I need to thank her big time. But go on”
“Well Deb had already warned me of their lifestyle, and I do believe that is where Deb got her start at being Bi. But that night, we were all swimming in their pool, naked and Rhonda corned me in the pool and I looked over and saw Deb and Bill making out. I was a bit uneasy, but being stoned I said what the hell, and started kissing Rhonda.”
“Then Rhonda suggested we go inside to their family room. Once there both girls gave us blow jobs. I have to admit, Rhonda was a bit more polished at it than Deb was. The Rhonda said I needed to return the favor. I did not do that much with Deb, so I was inexperienced at it.”
“At first, I wasn’t totally sure of what I was doing, but Rhonda guided me and told me what to do and when to do it, to bring maximum pleasure to my partner. Bill knew what he was doing because he had Deb cumming a couple of times that night, by eating her. She also told me that if you ever find that lady who will allow you to cum in her, then the only right thing to do is lick your cum from her, when you are finished each time. If we girls can suck your cum, then you boys should be able to handle it too, she said.”
Vicky just lay on her side, listening the whole time. I think it was turning her on too, because her hand would occasionally rub her clit, as I talked. Just then the buzzer went off for the clothes.
“So, did you 4 hook up anymore?” Damn, this girl is nosey. “Yeah. 3 more time during the summer. Then I went to Columbus and Deb went to North Carolina. She stayed down there and is graduating this year, and I hear she is engaged.”
“Well, I need to meet this woman, so I can thank her for teaching you. You are amazing. No man has ever gotten me off like that. I think I am still cumming from it.”
I asked her then, “How many for you?” She just chuckled and said, “A lady never tells. But seeing we are being open and honest, 4 guys. 2 from high school. Those were more experimental. Wham Bam thank you Maam. But I didn’t really know any better. Then 2 years ago, after high school. A guy who works with my one friend asked me out and we stayed together 8 months, before I found out he was cheating on me. Then there is Keith, who I think you met.”
“Yeah, I remember him. We all thought he was a real shitbird. What the hell did you see in him?”
“Christ, I wish I knew. Partly because no one was asking me out, but he did, after some party I went too. At first, he was ok, but the crowd he hung around with, I really didn’t care for. The sex. The sex sucked with him. I never came once with him, not once. If he licked me down there, it was maybe for a minute and he always expected a blow job. Then he would climb on top, fuck me, cum, and he was done.”
“What an asshole. Hope his dick falls off one day.” I said. Vicky chuckled and agreed with me. Then continued on, “The breaking point came last January. We went to some stupid party and this one friend of his was talking to me. Keith gets real jealous. He came over and grabbed my arm hard and pulled me away. He looked at the guy and said, back off man, she’s my cunt.”
“I was livid then, and asked to be taken home. As I got out of his car I told him don’t ever call me, or come over here again. You will never see this cunt again asshole. Of course he tried calling me, but I would never talk to him. MItch saw him in the spring and warned him to never talk to me again.”
I leaned over and kissed her lips lightly. “Well, I won’t ever call you that, nor use the word, and your needs will always outweigh mine.”
“You are so sweet Tim. You already proved that my needs come before yours. And, to answer the million dollar question. Yes, I do want to go out again, and hopefully many more times. Oh, and that C word, we can use during sex. I like talking dirty at times, unless it is a romantic time, like we just did”
“Good. I was going to ask too. But for now, are you hungry? I seem to have worked up a big appetite, not only for you, but food as well.”
“I am famished. Let me get you your clothes from the dryer.” “Ok. How about that restaurant I was going to take you too, on the river, before our little monsoon hit?” “Sounds great to me.”
Vicky then put on a black lacy bra and black lacy bikini panties. Then a tan top and a jeans mini skirt. I was getting hard again just watching her. I had to go with what I had.
Dinner was great. I had a beer and she had two Mai Tai’s. Our conversation went so smoothly, like we had been friends our whole life. At one point, she took her foot and put it in my crotch and rubbed my dick, then giggled. I was looking to make sure no one saw that.
We were asked if we wanted dessert, but we both declined. If anything, I’d rather eat her for dessert.She told the waitress that she already had something yummy to eat when we got back home. After we left, we walked hand in hand to the car.
“Where too, me lady?” “Hmmm. I don’t care. I’m hoping you don’t want the day to end.” I smiled over at her and said, “Not a chance. I really like being with you. Not just sexually either. I really like you.”
“I really like you too, Tim. I have for a long time. So let’s not let the evening get away from us.”
We drove down to a park I know, which ends right at the lake’s shoreline. We walked hand in hand and sat down on the one of the covered swings they have set up there. Of course it was still hot out and now the lake was calm. I was thinking of taking the boat back out, but decided against that for the day.
We lasted almost an hour, just watching the boats go by and the serenity of the place take hold of us. Vicky said she was getting a bit hot and suggested we go back to her place and watch a movie, or something. We were back at her place in 10 minutes.
Once inside, she went and grabbed some more ice tea. This time 2 glasses. I was heading to the living room, but she said, No. Let’s watch from my bedroom. Who was I to argue.
Once back there, I turned her towards me and kissed her. As we kissed, she pulled my shirt up, broke the kiss and took it off of me. I pulled hers off then, and also unfastened her bra, which she let slip to the floor. Then she undid my shorts and slip them off of me, then my boxers. I undid her button for her skirt and watched it hit the floor, and then slowly removed her panties. We just hugged our naked bodies together.
“I think TV will be much more enjoyable naked, don’t you?” “Sweetie, I think I want to be naked with you anytime, any day.”, I said.
She turned on the TV and then we crawled in bed. She also had cable back here for this unit too and put it on HBO again. We really didn’t care what was playing because we were to wrapped up in each others arms kissing, until her hand went for my rigid cock.
“My God Babe. I can’t believe you are this hard again.” “Must have to do with the person I am with. You are one sexy woman, I hope you know.
She pushed me down and started sucking me again. She licked and sucked me, taking most of it in her mouth. I joked that this must be her dessert she spoke of before. Vicky just nodded her head and moaned. I asked where my dessert was, and she took the hint and straddled my face and slowly brought her pussy to my waiting tongue.
As I ate, she sucked. I fingered her pussy and as I did, I thought I would try out her ass again. When my tongue made contact, she let out a loud yelp sound. I kept on eating her ass, and fingering her pussy. The vibrations from her moaning, on my cock, was awesome. At the rate we were going, we both would come soon.
My tongue went back to her pussy and I heard her say, “Oh Fuck Yesssssssssssssss. Eat me Babe.” So I did just that. My tongue snaked in and out of her, then up to her puckered hole, then back down. My finger was working inside her too, rubbing against her g-spot. She was grinding her pussy into my face now, so I took my other hand and licked a finger and slowly put it in her ass.
“Oh My Fucking Goddddddddddddddd”. She was pumping my cock faster now, with her hand and her mouth over the head. I told her I was going to cum. “Cum in my mouth. Fuckkkkkkkkkk, I’m cumming”
She let loose a big orgasm. It was like a mini squirt, but not like earlier. I then lifted my ass up and started shooting into her mouth. Her lips clamped around my shaft as she took in a few streams of cum.
Her body was still convulsing when I asked her to come up by me and kiss me. She complied and got on top of me and kissed me, pushing some of my cum into my mouth. Then she started licking my face, tasting her owns juices now.
I reached down, in between our bodies, and guided my cock to her pussy. Once in, she gasped, then pushed back, to seat in firmly in her drenched pussy. She gasped, them moaned real loud into my mouth.
She pushed up for a little bit and slammed her ass down on me. “God. Damnnnnnnnn. Give me this Honey……. Fuck Me.”
I wrapped my arms around her tightly, and then rolled us, so I would be on top. I placed an arm behind each of her leg’s, pushed them up, so her knees were near her tits, and sunk my cock in as deep as possible.
“Yesssssssssssssssssss. That’s it. Fuck Me Baby, just like this”
We pounded hard this time. It was pure animal lust now, almost like her sister did with me. The headboard of the bed was banging against the wall, with each downward thrust inside that heavenly pussy of her. With each thrust, she was loudly making an Awe sound. She didn’t care who knew she was fucking right now, and neither did I.
We didn’t last too long this time. It may have lasted 8 or 9 minutes, but she started cumming again. “Fuck Me Tim. keep Fucking me, I am cumming”
Once she was done, I just groaned out and let loose my last load of cum inside her. Then collapsed on top of her, both of us panting hard.
“Oh my God Tim. That was amazing. Now I know what throughly fucked means. Christ. My body can’t even move. Godddddddddddddd. I love it”
I rolled off of her and we both lay panting, like we ran a marathon or something. We both scooted up and leaned against the headboard. I grabbed our cigs and ice tea, which was now getting kind of warm, but we didn’t care.
It was just now 8pm, and some movie we never heard of came on the TV. After we both visited the bathroom, we had another cig, then she put a bunch of pillows down so we could lay and watch TV. We spooned, with my cock resting between her ass cheeks.
Holding my hand to her breast, she said, “Thank you. This was the best second and third date I ever had. Please tell me this is not a one time deal.”
“I have no plans on making it a one time deal. But, I will respect your decision if you think you don’t want to see each other again. In fact, I want to go out with you next saturday night. Dinner, movie, or just hang out”
“I like that. So yes. But you can also come over during the week too. Monday, Wednesday and Friday though, I work until 9, so those nights are shot, but the other one’s, I’m all yours.In more ways then one, “ Then giggled.
It wasn’t too long after this, she fell asleep and shortly after I did too. The phone started ringing a little after 10pm, which awoke us. Vicky answered it. It was pretty one sided, but by how to convo was going, it was her sister. I knew for sure when Vicky said, Oh yeah, and then yeah, he is still here, laying next to me watching TV. Then she said. Oh my god did we. Then she hung up shortly after that.
“Nosey sister wanted to know how our date went. Of course once I said you were laying next to me, she asked if we fucked. I would have probably gone into detail, if you weren’t still here.”, and then laughed.
We started kissing again, when I told her I better get my sorry ass home, to bed. “Damn. I wish you could spend the night. But I know we wouldn’t sleep all that much.”
I got dressed and she put on a robe and followed me to the door, where we stood and kissed for another 5 minutes. Finally she pushed me away and told me to go, or I would have to take her back to bed and do unspeakable things to her.
The next evening, I was over at Mitch’s and Tracy was there. We were in the kitchen with Mitch’s mom, when she asked what Vicky and I did yesterday. So I told her about the boating and how we had to cut it short because of the rain. Then we watched movies and went to dinner.
“Sure you did. I’m not stupid you know. You better not knock her up.” Mitch’s mom said, the laughed. I sure the hell was going to tell her I fucked her niece all afternoon and evening. I went outside for a smoke and Tracy followed.
“So… You made my little sister squirt huh? Fucked her 4 times too. Impressive.” I looked at Tracy and was at a loss for words.
“Damn.. isn’t anything sacred?” Tracy laughed and said, “Not between sisters silly.”
Then she got quiet for a bit, then spoke again, “You know, this means we are done, unless you two don’t date anymore. I’m gonna miss our fun, but if you and Vicky are dating, just be good to her. Most of the guys she has ever gone out with have been losers, so don’t turn out to be one of them. Oh yeah and, I am not telling her that you and I screwed around. That’s our secret.”
Tuesday evening I went over to Vicky’s around 8, giving her time to relax from her day. She had on a pair of running shorts, very loose in the legs and a t-shirt, no bra. She told me that her monthly friend showed up yesterday. Oh well, no sex this evening.
We just laid on the couch and watched TV, most of the time.We did kiss a lot and fondle each other. At one point, she suggested that we at least get naked to our underwear, saying she loved the feeling of our naked bodies touching together. So we did undress and spooned on the couch. It was hard not to play around, but we succeeded, though I did leave around 11 with a raging hard on. She kissed me at the door and said, “Take care of that when you get home and think of me.”
Thursday evening, I took her to dinner and we made plans for saturday night. Once again, we just cuddled on the couch, since her friend was still hanging on.She was pretty frustrated too, when I was leaving. “Damnit. I wish my period had not shown up. I am so horny right now.” I kissed her softly and said, “It’s Ok Vick. Just part of nature. I’m sure we’ll make up for lost time.”
Ron stopped over on Saturday afternoon, wondering if I was going to use the boat Sunday. I said no, because it was his week for it. He was just making sure, because he wa taking Jeanie out on it that day. My mom asked later, what my plans were for the evening. I told her going out to the boat and may spend the night on it. She floored me when she said, “Yeah sure. Just use common sense and don’t get her pregnant.” Can’t ever fool mom.
I picked up Vicky at 6:30 and we went to this nice restaurant that was over in the next city. I had on a nice pair of khaki shorts and a light blue button down shirt. She was wearing a green printed summer dress, that showed some good cleavage, and surprisingly, no bra. She did look great and I told her so. She said, “Thanks. I thought you may like to see the girls better without a bra.” then giggled.
Towards the end of dinner, she grabbed my hand and asked, “Would you mind if we blew off the movie tonight and just went back to my place?”
“Sweetie, we can do anything you want too. I’m up for anything. We can go another time.” Vicky just smiled then, and we left shortly afterwards.
We got back to her place and it a little past 8. She asked if I wanted a beer, which I gladly accepted.We were sitting ather kitchen table when she reached into her purse and pulled out a baggie. In it, was a few of joints.”Do you mind?” I smiled and told her, “Love too.” She smiled too and said, “Good. I’ve been wanting to get high with you all week.” We shared the first joint and by the end of it, we were both getting a good buzz going.
She went to her door and made sure it was locked, then grabbed my hand and pulled me down the hall, to her bedroom. Once in the bedroom, we set our beers down and then embraced and kissed. She moaned a few times kissing then said, “God I love how you kiss. You make me so fucking horny when you do.”
The blinds were closed, yet there was still plenty of light in the room, but she broke way, and lit a couple of candles.She walked back to me and hugged me again. “We need to talk Tim.” Uh Oh, I thought. Those famous words you here when something is going to go wrong with a woman.
“But first, remove my dress please.” I bent down slightly and found the hem of her dress and pulled it up slowly. I thought I better make this last, it will probably be the last time. Once I had it over her head, I noticed that she was completely naked under it. “Surprise Baby.”
She then undid my shorts and unbuttoned my shirt and threw it on the floor. She reached down and pushed my boxers down and I stepped out of them and was now naked, and my cock at full attention. She then told me to sit on the bed, and then she went a lit up another joint, and joined me on the bed.
We passed the smoke back and forth until it was gone, then she finally spoke. “I know what you are thinking. You think that I don’t want to do this anymore, but that is not it.” I just nodded and let her talk. Who knows now, where this is going.
“First off, you are great to me. You treat me like a lady and never pressure me into anything, especially sex. And the sex, Oh wow, it has been great, even when we just lie around and hold each other.”
“But I need to be straight with you. We are invited to a party in 3 weeks. Not the usual type. My friend from work, Carrie, she is divorced, 35, a tad wild and who I got the weed from, is throwing it. Well at these parties, there is usually 10 to 15 people there, mostly couples, but I have attended single, so there are singles there too, like her roommate, Rich. He works at the salon too. He says he is gay, but I know he and Carrie fuck, so I say he is Bi.”
“Anyways, The parties get kind of crazy at times, and people start making out and fucking too. I won’t lie, I haven’t been fucked there, but I did give Rich a blow job, and…” She quit talking for almost 30 seconds.
“And?” I said. “Well, Carrie and I have had sex together. We have on many occasions too.”
“Ok. so what?” She was looking down at the floor, then looked back up at me. She probably thought I would think she was some weirdo, or something.
“So.. You are ok with this? I mean, someone may hit on me, or even hit on you, or someone could watch us fuck.” She shook her head, and before I could even answer, she started talking again.
“Babe, I am in this experimental stage of my life, and I really want to experience everything I can before I settle down with someone, even if it turns out to be you. I am highly sexual but not a slut who will fuck just anyone. If you go, I promise you are the only guy that will fuck me.”
I put a finger to her lips, to stop her from talking. “Sweetie. I think we both are in the experimental stage of life. Look, I really like you, but I do not own you. You are free to see whoever you please, who am I to say anything about it. Even if we were quote “Boyfriend and Girlfriend” I would never stop you from doing something you like. If you do want to see another guy, then just be honest about it, and we can part as friends, and you can see how it is with him.”
I put my finger to her lips again. “Look, I’d like to view you as my girlfriend, I won’t lie about that. I think I am a pretty open minded guy too. Shit, I didn’t get jealous of Bill fucking Deb. In fact, I thought it was pretty hot to see. But, I have no plans on seeing anyone else, except you. And, I’ll experiment with anything you want too. I’d love to hear what your fantasies are, or things you want done sexually, or anything for that matter.”
Vicky then reached over and lit us both a cig. Then she said sit with your legs out and spread a little. Then she sat down so her legs were over mine, but her knees bent and our groins only inches away from each other. At this point, my cock was back to full staff.
Vicky leaned into me and kissed me softly on the lips, and as she did, her free hand took hold of my cock and held it gently. My one hand went up and caressed her one breast and stroked her nipple, which became very hard.
“I was so scared to tell you this Tim. I really thought you would say no thanks, and then leave. I really like you and I think of you as my boyfriend now too. The people at work think you are. Carrie is dying to meet you, by the way. If I wanted to have a 3way, she would be the one I want joining us in bed” My dick twitched at that statement, and I had not even seen this woman..
“Ohhhhhhhhh. Someone likes that idea. As for some things I want to try. Hmmmmmm. Let’s see. I do want to try a 3some, maybe even a 4some with the right people. I don’t think I would get jealous of you fucking another, as long as I was there too. You fucking someone else without me, I don’t think I would like.”
I bent over and kissed her nipple, as she put out her cig. “What else Lover?”
“MMMmmmmmm, love you sucking my tits Baby. I really want to watch you masturbate, while I am masturbating too. I got so turned on when you told me you did that last week, after leaving here. And so you know. When I am high, my mouth filter is gone. I yell and swear quite a bit, especially if I am being pleasured and aroused, like now. I am so fucking wet.”
I reach down and ran my finger over her swollen labia, then brought it to my mouth and sucked her juices off. I did it again and then stuck my finger to her lips and let her taste her juice.
“Oh fuck Baby. This is what I am talking about. You have me so turned on.” I kissed her again, but this time, our tongues met and we stayed connected for about a minute until I said, “What else do you want to try?”
She sheepishly looked at me and said, “Anal. I want to feel your cock in my ass one day. But, and now you may not like this, but, remember last week, when I squirted?” I nodded, fully remembering that.
“Well, I thought I had peed on you, and told you, and you said no matter. Well I want to try that. Me peeing on you and you peeing on me. I don’t know why, and it sounds gross, but I saw it in a porn movie once. Oh yeah, I like porn too.”
We started kissing again, and in between kisses, I said to her “Baby… (kiss) We can try (kiss) anything you want too (Kiss) But first, scoot back some against the headboard.”
I looked ather. She was sitting up, with her legs spread and I asked her where her toys were. She directed me to her nightstand. It was starting to get dark out now and the candle light was giving us a nice romantic glow. I went and got out her one dildo, that was battery operated and handed it to her.
I sat across from her, with my knees bent and legs wide enough so she could see my cock and balls. I started stroking my cock for her now. Her face got a big grin on it and then she turned on her toy and started rubbing her pussy with it.
“What are you thinking about when you stroke that beautiful cock of yours Baby?”
“How I love eating that gorgeous pussy of yours. The taste and the smell of it. It is so intoxicating to me. You are so sexy right now. I can’t wait to get between your legs and suck your pussy and taste your cum again.”
She let out a loud moan, as she shoved the toy deep inside her. Her ass was wiggling all over. “Oh fuck babe. I know I am going to need your big cock soon. My pussy wants it so fucking bad. When you cum soon, I want you to shoot it all over me. Oh God baby, I am so close to cumming. Your cock is so fucking good to look at it.”
“That’s it Babe, fuck your pussy with that toy. Just wait until you have the real thing in it. When I cum, I will cum all over you, then lick it all up and feed it to you. Cum Baby. Don’t hold back, Cum”
She yellled out, “Oh Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck” and started cumming. Her legs came up so her knees were touching her breasts now. I could see her juices flowing out of her, as the dildo was dropped to the bed.
I kneeled up and stoked my cock faster now, and pointed at her belly. “That’s it Baby, cum on me. Cum all over me”
About 5 seconds later I grunted hard and said, “Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk” and started shooting my cum on her. One landed on her neck, but the rest landed on her tits and belly. 5 long ropes in all, and one small one. All I heard from her was “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
I scurried up between her legs and started licking my cum up. I gathered most of it, and without swallowing, I put my mouth near her and she opened it. I dripped into her mouth. Then she pulled my head down to hers and started kissing me frantically.
As we kissed, my cock, which was still hard, found the entrance to her wet sex, and I pushed in. When I was fully in her, she groaned out, “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssssssssssss.”
Then I pulled out and Vicky said, “Nooooooooooooooooooo” I disregarded her plea and went between her legs and wanted to taste her cum now, from before. I really wanted to get her to squirt again.
When my tongue hit her pussy, she let out a loud “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”, then “Eat my Pussy Baby, Eat it good”
As I ate her, she thrashed all over. Her moans were growing longer, and then short breaths, she would take. I then inserted my thumb into her ass and my middle finger from the same hand, into her pussy. “Oh yesssssssss. My fucking god Yesssssssssss. Love your pussy eating ways.” she cried out.
I continued to lick her pussy and finger fuck both hole. I could tell now, she was getting close again, so I grabbed the toy and turned it on and placed the tip, right on her clit. That put Vicky over the edge now. She pulled her legs up so her knees were by her head and let out a long yell.
“Oh Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Cumminggggggggggggggggggggggggg. Fuckkkkkkkkkkk”
I took my finger out and she shot her cum out at me. I drank in as much as I could, but a lot went on the bed too. My face was drenched and her ass cheeks and pussy was covered in girl juices. Her whole body shook and my thumb was still in her ass. I just lay there and started licking her juices up, but left her clit alone, for I knew that would be super sensitive.
After a few minutes, and a lot of deep breaths, she finally said, “Oh my god. That was amazing. Holy Fuck. Come here and hold me Baby.”
I crawled up on her and wrapped my arms around her, and hers wrapped around me and we kissed. They were soft sensuous kisses, with tongues softly meeting.
She broke the kiss and said, “Oh wow, we are so good together. Be my Boyfriend, my lover, and my friend. Stay with me tonight and wake with me in the morning.”
I kissed her lips, then her nose, then her forehead, and said. “Only if you will be my Girlfriend and Love. I am already your friend. And I had no intentions of going home tonight.”
“I got to pee Baby, so let me up, and I’ll get us some tea too.” As she left the room, she said to light up another joint. We’re in for a long night of lovin.
I did as directed and she came back with a big glass of tea, which we both shared. She laughed when she saw the big wet spot on the bed. “Good thing this is king size, or you would be sleeping in that spot mister.”
“Nights not over yet, there could be more spots on the bed.” We finished the weed and fell into each other’s arms, like two lovers craving each other.
“You teased before, but now fuck me Baby. Fuck me like you mean it. I feel so slutty right now. I am your slut. Pound me hard and fast”
“You know that is turning me on when you say those things. I’m your slut too.” “I know it does, and turns me on even more saying it, now bury that big cock in my hot cunt and fuck me till we cum again.”
We fucked hard for the next 15 minutes. She was a slut too, talking dirty and moaning the whole time. Fuck, she was a tiger in bed. Whoever she ended up with in life, was going to be a lucky man. When I came again, and after she came well before me, as we fucked, I went down and ate her out again.
We laid there for a half an hour, just cuddling, then she said, to do her again. I was hard, so being the good guy I am, I followed her instructions. This time I let her be on top and she was glad of it. She loves that way, and can control the action. This time though, it wasn’t a bang style, it was more love making, slow and easy.
We went at it for almost 20 minutes when I said, “Oh God Babe, I really need to cum again”
“Me too Honey. Rub my clit as I fuck this dick of mine” so I started rubbing her nub and she sped up. I could hear our skin slapping together and I could feel my balls start to ache, ready to release my cum in her. “Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Vick. here it comes”
“Me too Baby. Agggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg” As we came, she came down on top of me and we kissed as we came. She stayed on top of me for 10 minutes or so. I thought she may have fell asleep, until she nibbled on my ear.
“I feel so content up here, like this.” I kissed her cheek and said that it feels good too. I looked at the clock and it was past midnight. I couldn’t believe we have been at this for 4 hours now.
Vicky finally moved off of me and went to the bathroom. I followed after she went. When I was done, she yelled out from the kitchen. “Want a snack or something?” “Sure” I said. She then made us scrambled eggs and some toast. We both laughed at the choice, but we were hungry.
After eating, we went back to bed, and she blew out the candles, got in bed, and turned on her side. I snuggled up behind her and draped my arm over her, as our bodies spooned together.
“MMMMMMMMMMM. I could get used to this, all of this Tim. I Like you Honey” She turned her towards me and kissed me, then said, “I’m not ready for the other word yet, but getting real close, so don’t be scared off”
“I Like you too Vicky. A Whole lot, and I don’t think you could scare me off with that word.” I kissed her again, and then she rolled back so she was comfortable in my arms and off to sleep we went.
I know she woke at somewhere around 4am and used the bathroom, then crawled back in bed, and this time put her head on my chest and her leg draped over mine. I kissed her forehead. “I didn’t mean to wake you” I kissed her again on the head and said, “Shhh go back to sleep Babe.”
I woke around 6 and had to pee, so I gently got out of bed and did my thing and came back in and crawled back in bed. At some point, Vicky kicked the sheet off of her. She was lying on her back, with one leg splayed out and gave me a perfect view of her pussy. I was so tempted to just go down and start licking her again, but I thought she may not like that.
I awoke at around 8am. I could feel eyes upon me. I looked over at Vick, and she was on her side, her arm bent up and her head in her hand, Her other hand was on my dick, lightly rubbing it.
“Morning Handsome” “Morning Sweet lady” She smiled at me and asked to give her the ice tea that we still had. As I did, I took a swig of it, to help combat morning breath, and she then did the same. We did that twice.
Her hand was now gripping my growing member and started stroking it slowly. “How did you sleep in a strange bed, because you looked so peaceful?” I chuckled and told her I can sleep almost anywhere, but it was really nice with her next to me.
I asked how she slept. “I was so worn out last night, I slept like a log, even after waking to pee. Sorry if I woke you.” “That was ok. Felt nice with you falling back to sleep on me, like that. Did you hear me at 6 get up?” “No. I was sleeping so good then.”
She leaned in then and kissed me passionately. My instinctively went to her ass and caressed the soft skin. Damn, I love that ass. She moaned in my mouth, then broke away and said, “Make Like to me”
“No” I said. “Really?” “Yes. Really. I’ll make Love to you though.” I pushed her back down on the bed and started kissing all over her face and lips, then down to her breasts, where I spent a few good minutes sucking and licking her nipples. I could her soft mews from her as I did this.
The whole time, her hand was still wrapped around my cock, which was hard as a rock now. I rolled on top of her, keeping my weight off of her, and my cock, which was now released from her grip, sought out the warm tender opening it craved.
“Are you sore down there Sweetie?” She smiled up at me and said, “Surprisingly No.” I then slipped into her slowly. “Uhggggggg” is all I heard from her, once I was fully inside her.
We started real slow, with her hands caressing my back as I slowly pulled out, then sank it in slowly. We started kissing again, and now for the next 20 or so minutes, made slow passionate love to each other.
There was a great deal of soft moans and small grunts from me, and when her legs wrapped around my waist, I knew she was getting close, and so was I.
Her arms went around my neck, and she smiled up at me, “Oh God Baby, I Like You, I Like You, Oh God I Like you.” I started pumping faster in her and with each pump in, I said, “I Like you” This went on for another minute until she shrieked out “Aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”. I could feel her juices coat my dick as it slipped in and out. This then brought me off as I started pumping my seed, deep inside her.
Afterward, I rolled off and pulled her close to me. She put her head on my chest and just relaxed. “I could stay here all day like this.” I chuckled and said, “Sounds like a plan to me Babe”
Then she said to take a shower and get some breakfast. I agreed with her and said let’s go to that little diner down the street from here. So we did shower together, each taking time to soap one another down. I paid close attention to her ass and tits then. She cooed, “You do really like my ass, don’t you?”
“God yes. It is a great ass. Great breasts too. Shit. Fabulous body Honey” She hit my arm and said, “Oh stop. But I am glad it pleases you, because yours please me too”
We went to breakfast and I asked her if she wanted to go to a ballgame today. The Indians suck, but it is still fun to go to the ballpark. She was excited to go. I said let’s stop at my house so I can change, and yes, you get to meet the parents.
Mom and dad were real nice to her. Mom was talking up a storm to her, getting to know her, while I changed. Mom cornered me in the hallway, by my room. “You be good to her. I like her and she seems real nice.”
The game was fun and they even won it, which is a surprise. We went to dinner then and got back to her place around 7pm. We were both pretty whipped and just fell down on the couch.
“This has been a perfect weekend for me. You make me feel so alive and wanted Tim. Last night was amazing, and I loved every minute of it, but this morning, when you made love to me, that was it for me.”
She now had tears running down her face, so I took her in my arms and cursed all the assholes that used her before.
“Don’t cry Sweetie. I am not the other guys. I mean what I say to you, and do to you and with you. Last night was amazing, and I hope we continue that, but this morning meant the most to me. If you can’t tell how much you mean to me, then I can’t show it any other way.”
“I know how you feel for me. I can sense it, feel it, hell I can taste it and it scares me. Can I give that back to you?” “In do time Sweetie, in do time.”
Vicky excused herself and went back towards her room. About 5 minutes later, she came back out and now had on a yellow teddy, with matching panties.
“Wow” is all I could say. She smiled, and took my hand and pulled me up. She didn’t say a word now, just led me to bed.
Once by the bed, she said, “You make me feel so sexy and I needed to show you how sexy I can look. And judging by your reaction and that hard on in your shorts, I’d say I succeeded”
“You look amazing Baby” I stripped down for her. When I was naked, she led us to the bed and slowly kissed me all over.
“Please… Make.. Love.. To.. Me.. she said between kisses.I lay her back on the bed and slowly took off her panties, but left the top on, but exposed her breasts. To me, she was a goddess. I leaned down and kissed her pussy first, then made my way up to her breasts and sucked her nipples, then on to her neck and then finally her mouth. As we kissed, I lowered myself down on top of her. Her hand went between us and guide my dick to her opening, and I sunk in.
“Oh God Yesssssssss” as I went fully inside her. I have no idea how my dick could get so hard from all the work it has had these last 24 hours. I guess all the non use helps.
I then rolled us on the bed, so she was on top. I never popped out, nor did we stop kissing. She started slow, grinding back and forth on me, then went in small circles. My hands were planted firmly on her ass cheeks.
Her head was next to mine, whimpering with each thrust she performed. Then she said it, “I like you” My hands then moved up to her shoulders and held her tight and said, “I like you too” we made slow love from then out for another 10 minutes. She came, but I did not, which was fine.
When I plopped out of her, she stayed right on top of me. “You didn’t cum Babe” “I know, but it felt awesome anyways. Think about how many times I have cummed in the last 24 hours.”
“Well this is a perfect ending to a perfect weekend. I wish you could stay here again tonight. I love waking up with you.”
“How about I stay over tuesday night, after you get home from work? I am off wednesday this week, but have to work saturday.” She didn’t say a word for almost a minute, then laughed and said, “Oh hell yeah. I’ll set the alarm for an hour earlier than I usually get up. If you couldn’t tell, I am a morning person. Well. Actually, morning noon and night sexually.”
We talked a bit more and she asked, “You know that party I asked you too, we don’t have to go. I don’t want you to feel like you have to do this.”
“No Baby. We’ll go. Sounds like it could be fun. And I definitely don’t mind being naked with you, in any setting.”
“Ok then. I’ll warn you now, people get kind of frisky and there will be sex going on, and I know it will turn us both on, and to be honest, I so want to fuck you in front of people. I’d love if you were behind me with this gorgeous cock sliding in me while I ate Carrie out”
“I’d love to just see you do that. I have to admit, I love your naughty, slutty side a great deal.”
“Do you now? What if she ate me, would you fuck her, like I want you to fuck me?”
“Only if you want me too, and she does too. Would you let Rich fuck you then?”
Vicky giggled, “Oh wow, I never thought about that. Yeah, I would as long as you are ok with it and right next to me. Carrie said his cock is like 10 inches, which I know is true because I can’t take him all the way in my mouth. Carrie will let you fuck her, trust me on that. When I told her what we did last week, I think she damn near came in her shorts. But for now, let’s just concentrate on us, and we’ll see when the party comes around.”